Think Twice Before You Forget to Wrap It

naative:

My coworker brought her baby to work and he won’t shut up he’s not even crying he’s just yelling “AHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHH” and I’m going to punch myself so hard in my face so I become unconscious so I don’t have to listen to him

Add this one onto the list

stabat-mater:

chrismcmahon:

Does anyone else really struggle to even feign interest when someone shows you their child?

i usually lead with, “It’s adorable. I love things that shit on themselves.”

The moment I realize I’ve turned into my mother and there’s nothing I can do about it.

fatthefat:

People shouldn’t be allowed to have children

isawyouinhalf:

i hate babies their so gross and don’t taste that good

(Source: bongsniffer)

shavingryansprivates:

vaspim:

I love babies

fuck you

(Source: kingvaspim)

charlamagnethagod:

If I ever have kids I’m going to make them wash their hands before they come within 20 feet of me I don’t like sticky children

(Source: sidnugget)

filliongood:

i hate when people are like “there’s no such thing as an ugly baby” cause there sure as fuck is 

(Source: stuffedpizzacrusts)

reasons not to have kids:

• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase
• the seventh grade emo phase

(Source: agnosia)